Scarlett Johansson in a Sexy Threesome
Want to grab a single dad’s undivided attention? Put Scarlett Johansson in a sexy threesome with Penelope Cruz. It doesn’t matter who the third wheel is – single dads and single men the world over will fantasize themselves in the role.
I’m guessing Woody Allen knew that when he filmed the sexy sirens in a threesome for his new movie,Vicky Christina Barcelona
As a single parent whose relationship universe is quite complex, I have to agree. (Is that first-date advice contest done yet?) Woody (pun intentional) got me thinking (this is shameless, I know), who would I choose for a threesome?
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A bedroom sexy Scarlett Johansson wouldn’t be a bad choice. Her youthful inexperience is a strike against her, but hot sexy Scarlett Johansson gets props for having tried tantric sex. I might swap Penelope Cruz for another beautiful latina, Christina Aguilera. She’s a definite celebrity MILF, and in concert, it’s clear she knows how to treat a man.
But let’s ground things for a moment and fantasize about Dates a Single Dad Might Actually Go On.
• Coffee date – Mischa Barton drinking Starbucks in Berlin reminded me our world is truly a global village. As a single dad with deep roots at home, I’d love to date a woman who lives in my village, global or not.
• Cocktails – I certainly wouldn’t choose one of those party girls like Lindsay, Paris, or Britney. Too much booze is not a good thing. Cocktails are all about getting dressed up, chatting, flirting, getting to know someone new and totally different. Beyonce or Halle Berry, perhaps?
• Hiking – I know, hiking first dates are a bad idea, but I do enjoy getting out in nature. I might consider Parvati Shallow the Survivor winner, she’s got some outdoor skills. Or for a hike in a bamboo forest, Ziyi Zhang from House of Flying Daggers would be perfect.
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• Cycling – Shakira. Hips. Don’t. Lie. (Neither does a nice butt.)
• Opera – Keira Knightley is graceful and elegant. And post-opera, she might be up for another kind of indoor fun.
• Cooking – you might think I’d go for a celebrity chef like Top Chef Padma Lakshmi or Rachel Ray. Nah, they’d take charge and have me mincing onions. Cooking on a date should be fun. How about sexy Mariah Carey. Love her voice and that big smile.
• Dining – dinner is a mix of conversation and looking great. Why not Jessica Alba? For starts, we can talk about her acting career.
• Book Club – Padma Lakshmi, of course. She’s Salman Rushdie’s ex, and he’s a big famous author. And yes, I do know what he said about being her partner, “A mortal who makes love to a goddess is doomed, but once chosen cannot avoid his fate.” Let’s just say I wouldn’t kick Fate out of bed for getting crumbs in the sheets.
• Beach date – the beach is for sun tanning, body surfing, and napping (and in Brasil, admiring a nice butt.) Ludivine Sagnier from Swimming Pool has lounging down pat. But for beach activity, Jessica Biel gets my vote. Plus, her smile makes me melt every time.
As for threesomes, beggars can’t be choosers. If Woody Allen insists on casting me across from Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz, I’ll just have to go with the flow.
Mr. Demille, I’m ready for my close-up.
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Comment by The Exception
| June 8th, 2008
Glad to see you are keeping an open mind and that you are willing to explore various options! ;)
Comment by mapiprincesa
| June 8th, 2008
(huge grin)
You are funny.
And (a-hem) quite the dreamer perhaps? (that WAS a teasing stab)
Good for you. And, if I were a man, I would concur that indeed, your choices are impeccable.
Be well, Daddy-o.
Comment by whatmenthink
| June 8th, 2008
Youthful inexperience is definitely a strike, but what about youthful enthusiasm? Doesn’t it balance it out?
Comment by pajama momma
| June 8th, 2008
Shakira? absolutely, beautiful, curvy, sexy
Keira? nope, I’m gonna have to put my down on that one. She’s a rail thin snaggle tooth, come on, you can do better than that!
And yes I’m being shallow because this is a fantasy 3-some. I’m sure she’s a very nice girl.
Comment by pajama momma
| June 8th, 2008
30s and older tend to know a thing or two.
oh yeah we do
Comment by dadshouse
| June 8th, 2008
The Exception – I love exploring options.
MapiPrincesa – yes, I dream. It must be the heat!
WMT – youthful enthusiasm is a very good thing, indeed. And Scarlett Johansson has that. But there’s something about a woman who has hit her sexual prime. 30s and older tend to know a thing or two.
Comment by dadshouse
| June 8th, 2008
PJ Momma – you’re too funny! Keira is indeed pretty darn rail thin. But I picked her for the opera, not a 3-some. She looks elegant in an evening gown.
At least I didn’t pick Keira for the beach. When I hit the waves, it’s the fit and active women who turn my head.
Comment by katherine.
| June 8th, 2008
my choices would be markedly different….smile.
Comment by Smiling Mom
| June 8th, 2008
Listen. I really think you are being exclusive when you say, “single men and single dads everywhere”. Let’s face it… with Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz I think ANY man would be interested. I know my husband would be/is. :-)
Comment by Susan
| June 8th, 2008
Honey, you better drink some wine before dinner and coaching Jessica Alba on her acting career…
For your hiking date, you should invite Evangeline Lilly of Lost fame. Not only would she hike with you, she’d kill any wild animals, snakes or bad guys along the way. (Actually, I think that’s kind of hot myself.)
Fun post!
Comment by Lance
| June 8th, 2008
Couldn’t agree more. I’m obsessed with threesomes and would love to “get into” one.
Comment by pajama momma
| June 9th, 2008
But I picked her for the opera, not a 3-some. She looks elegant in an evening gown.
Gah! You’re right! I stand corrected. Stupid oxycodone.
Comment by Lulu
| June 9th, 2008
Booby Johnansson seems so bored (and boring). I picture her rolling her eyes in a threesome, popping a bubble-gum bubble. I love Woody Allen…for being honest, and knowing what will get men to buy the 12.00 ticket…Jess Biel does have a great (and real-looking) booty. Nice call there. Jesus, I sound like a man. Funny post.
Comment by Victoria
| June 9th, 2008
Amazing, I’ve finally found a list not including Trista Rehn Sutter :) lol
Comment by littlemansmom
| June 9th, 2008
Alright DH….you have permission to role over and hit the snooze button..but just once, then it’s time to get back to reality…LOL!
Comment by NewWrldYankee
| August 4th, 2008
I love how you think outside the typical with this list – another list with Jessica Alba or Cameron Diaz and I think I’ll hurl. Your list was a pleasant surprise. And coming from India, myself, I appreciate the desi love.
Comment by Hip_M0M
| September 29th, 2008
You have yet to comment on Scarlett’s recent wedding…Interesting that I thought of you when I heard the news.
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Comment by T
| March 16th, 2009
Ok, how’d I miss this?!?
YUM is right! Whew! Thanks Dads!
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