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		<title>By: Listen To Me Bitch</title>
		<link>http://dadshouseblog.com/2008/11/19/dirty-text-message-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-8969</link>
		<dc:creator>Listen To Me Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just out of curiosity, why do you purge your contacts? Will you run out of space otherwise? I keep mine for eternity because inevitably if I delete one I will need it, or worse they will call me and then I have no choice but to ask who it is and sound  moderately incompetent / admit i didn&#039;t care about them enough to keep their number

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Listen To Me Bitch&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.listentomebitch.com/tips-for-unnecessary-services-what-happened-to-tipping/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Tips for Unnecessary Services: What Happened to Tipping?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just out of curiosity, why do you purge your contacts? Will you run out of space otherwise? I keep mine for eternity because inevitably if I delete one I will need it, or worse they will call me and then I have no choice but to ask who it is and sound  moderately incompetent / admit i didn&#8217;t care about them enough to keep their number</p>
<p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Listen To Me Bitch&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://www.listentomebitch.com/tips-for-unnecessary-services-what-happened-to-tipping/" rel="nofollow">Tips for Unnecessary Services: What Happened to Tipping?</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Lance</title>
		<link>http://dadshouseblog.com/2008/11/19/dirty-text-message-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-7004</link>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s pretty damn funny. I&#039;ll remember and use that!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Lance&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://honeyandlance.com/confession-i-can-only-get-off-with-my-vibrator&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Confession: I can only get off with my vibrator!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s pretty damn funny. I&#8217;ll remember and use that!</p>
<p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Lance&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://honeyandlance.com/confession-i-can-only-get-off-with-my-vibrator" rel="nofollow">Confession: I can only get off with my vibrator!</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: NewWrldYankee</title>
		<link>http://dadshouseblog.com/2008/11/19/dirty-text-message-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-7003</link>
		<dc:creator>NewWrldYankee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice one! Next time, say you&#039;re both white and asian. See what she says then. Love it!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;NewWrldYankee&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YankeeInANewWorld/~3/458203860/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The 5 Biggest Mistakes You Make When Living Abroad.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice one! Next time, say you&#8217;re both white and asian. See what she says then. Love it!</p>
<p><abbr><em><abbr><em>NewWrldYankee&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YankeeInANewWorld/~3/458203860/" rel="nofollow">The 5 Biggest Mistakes You Make When Living Abroad.</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Tishia Lee</title>
		<link>http://dadshouseblog.com/2008/11/19/dirty-text-message-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-6985</link>
		<dc:creator>Tishia Lee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is hilarious. I&#039;m like that with my IM list. I don&#039;t have a clue who 1/2 those people are.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Tishia Lee&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://tishialee.com/2008/7-random-or-weird-facts-about-me/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;7 Random or Weird Facts About Me&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is hilarious. I&#8217;m like that with my IM list. I don&#8217;t have a clue who 1/2 those people are.</p>
<p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Tishia Lee&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://tishialee.com/2008/7-random-or-weird-facts-about-me/" rel="nofollow">7 Random or Weird Facts About Me</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Angel Cuala</title>
		<link>http://dadshouseblog.com/2008/11/19/dirty-text-message-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-6974</link>
		<dc:creator>Angel Cuala</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is one of the reasons why I still don&#039;t allow my daughter to have her own cell phone.

I read from CNN News recently that a maniac almost got a 12-year old girl who convinced her to a date using her cell phone. Fortunately, the mother accidentally saw the message and the bastard was send to jail.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Angel Cuala&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://fatherblogger.com/2008/11/19/a-parent-call-hungry-us-children-are-increasing/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;A Parent Call: Hungry US Children are increasing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is one of the reasons why I still don&#8217;t allow my daughter to have her own cell phone.</p>
<p>I read from CNN News recently that a maniac almost got a 12-year old girl who convinced her to a date using her cell phone. Fortunately, the mother accidentally saw the message and the bastard was send to jail.</p>
<p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Angel Cuala&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://fatherblogger.com/2008/11/19/a-parent-call-hungry-us-children-are-increasing/" rel="nofollow">A Parent Call: Hungry US Children are increasing</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Solo-Dad</title>
		<link>http://dadshouseblog.com/2008/11/19/dirty-text-message-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-6953</link>
		<dc:creator>Solo-Dad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very Funny!

It&#039;s the safer version of my phone ringing and hearing..&quot;Hey Barry, it&#039;s Angela!  How have you been?&quot;  And I have no memory of who Angela is.

At least with a text message, you have a moment to consider your options. :)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Solo-Dad&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SoloDad/~3/459124493/ending-my-suffering-over-little-elvis-study-habits&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Ending My Suffering Over Little Elvis’ Study Habits&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very Funny!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the safer version of my phone ringing and hearing..&#8221;Hey Barry, it&#8217;s Angela!  How have you been?&#8221;  And I have no memory of who Angela is.</p>
<p>At least with a text message, you have a moment to consider your options. :)</p>
<p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Solo-Dad&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SoloDad/~3/459124493/ending-my-suffering-over-little-elvis-study-habits" rel="nofollow">Ending My Suffering Over Little Elvis’ Study Habits</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: dadshouse</title>
		<link>http://dadshouseblog.com/2008/11/19/dirty-text-message-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-6945</link>
		<dc:creator>dadshouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Swingers is awesome! I love the scene where Jon Favreu calls that woman&#039;s answering machine over and over again. He went on to direct IronMan... is there any wonder that movie rocked?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Swingers is awesome! I love the scene where Jon Favreu calls that woman&#8217;s answering machine over and over again. He went on to direct IronMan&#8230; is there any wonder that movie rocked?</p>
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