Sexy and Funny Dating Stories
When you’re a single parent in a bit of a dry spell, lover’s lane might take a backseat to memory lane as a way to get your figurative rocks off. I know, I know, sex stories are a distant second to the real thing. But if life gives you lemons – get some tequila and do body shots.
In a spirit of empathy for all the single moms who spend way too many late nights with silver bullets and purple whatevers, and for all the single dads who… oh, never mind. I bring you my Top sexy and funny stories from the Dad’s House vault.
Pick your favorite(s), and I’ll tally the votes.
Sexy and Funny Dating Stories
Internet dating – sadly, I’m a bit of an expert – a Chemistry.com personality match gone whack
Putting the EX in SEX – an ex-girlfriend texts me for booty, and a years worth of sex stories ensue
Sexy Flirty Dirty Text Messages – a woman I met online does some pre-first-date dirty texting with me
San Francisco Fireworks of Another Kind – a former Friend With Benefits (FWB) tries to get on our yacht for KFOG Kaboom
You-Know-What-us Interruptus – hot couch sex interrupted by my son’s unexpected visit. (Not to sway the vote, but this is one of my favorite sex stories in Dad’s House)
Rebound Sex Coffee Date – meet for first-date coffee, end up in bed. What’s not to like?
Taking Third-Date Sex to a New Extreme – a dinner date turns sexy in the wine country
Sexy and Funny Wine Country Date – the rest of the wine country third-date sex story
Myers-Briggs Love Sexy Personality Type – a potential hookup partner first wants to know my Myers-Briggs personality type. Um, why?
Nude in Chains (An Actual Date) – on a hike, a woman invites me to an interesting party
Dirty Text Message Jokes – the title says it all
Now if only I could have more sexy and less funny, I’d be set.
Vote for your favorite(s)! And if you have your own sexy and funny story, feel free to drop a link in a comment below. (Check here for some kid-friendly priceless humor. Or here for the funniest reader comments from 2008.)
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Comment by MindyMom
| December 17th, 2008
My vote is for You-Know-What-Us-Interruptus. It wins on title alone, but also because I think every single parent has had that happen at least once. In my case the ex did show up unannounced and the kids rang and knocked until I had to stop mid-you-know-what and get the door. My ex always has been passive-aggressive.
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Comment by T
| December 17th, 2008
Wow!! Many of these I’ve seen but a few were new to me.
I liked the Internet Dating one.
The Third Date Sex… that woman was like WOW. And you were so sadly disappointed. I don’t know. It made my heart go out to you.
The Nude in Chains… I love this story. Would have loved this party!
The dry spell will be over after the holidays. I can just FEEL it!
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Comment by mama llama
| December 17th, 2008
I agree with MindyMom…all too familiar yet in so many different ways…!
And my ‘purple whatever’ got a mention! Gee, thanks Dads! (wink)
In good fun, here was my latest sexy experience…you think you’ve had a long, dry spell–well, note the March 2008 date on this mere narration…
http://mapiprincesa.blogspot.com/2008/03/hot-waiters-and-headbangers.html
Don’t laugh too hard…
Be well, Dads.
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Comment by Honey
| December 17th, 2008
Nude in Chains gets my vote :-)
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Comment by staciesmadness
| December 17th, 2008
the you know what us interruptus
cause it made me giggle…
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Comment by Mad Cartoonist
| December 17th, 2008
You know what us interruptus is my fav. Just…so classic!
Although I also like you adventures with what Chemistry.com cooked up! so funny & Bizarre.
Comment by krn
| December 17th, 2008
Interruptus wins my vote, too. I could probably win the longest dry spell, but who’s bragging- not me. I’m having great fun with the flirt challenge, though. It’s the perfect time of year for flirting as when it’s not reciprocated, a warm smile and a “Happy Holidays” works quite nicely as an exit.
Comment by NewWrldYankee
| December 17th, 2008
Nude In Chains is def my vote!
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Comment by PT-LawMom
| December 26th, 2008
I love the Interruptus post, but I’m choosing Internet Dating (the first post).
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Comment by Bushe
| August 9th, 2009
Would you be interested in writing for The Neave Online Publication? I love your writing style and I feel like you would fit in perfectly with the other writers.
Comment by Laurel
| November 16th, 2009
You-Know-What-us Interruptus wins my vote. It’s so much fun to read about how a webdate can be so disastrous.