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Dad’s House Readers ROCK

To celebrate New Years Day 2009, I wanted to thank my readers for making Dad’s House such a fun blog to write. Each day, I get all kinds of comments – witty, wise, sassy, classy, funny sick twisted humor, with the occasional rant. It’s never a dull place.

I’ve gotten thousands of comments since I started this blog in Feb 2008. It would be darn near impossible to pick out the choicest ones, but try I must. Here’s a smattering of what went on in Dad’s House this past year.

Please note that I focused on snarky remarks that made me laugh. Apologies in advance if you left a nugget and it’s not listed here. Some of you comment A LOT, and I am grateful! There’s just too many comments to sift through.

On that note, here are comments from 2008 that I liked…a lot:

Cathouse Teri, from Eight Great Ways to Meet Someone New – Oh I love to see a woman finger-f@*king her phone!

Pajama Momma, from Tale of Two Couches – I know you’re an alcoholic though because you called your wall color sangria.

Kat Wilder, from Meeting Women the Old Fashioned Way – I can read the Palo Alto Times headline now: Single dad hit by Prius in pursuit of true love.

QTMama, from Grilling with Grandpa – you’re kinda lucky. My mom pokes at her food with a horrified look on her face – like I plopped a big red monkey ass on her plate to eat.

Mad Cartoonist, from Hot Bus Girl – is he a stalker? A serial killer? WTF?

Occam’s Razor, from Rebound Sex Coffee Date – all this oh-my-god-what-is-this-woman-thinking stuff might be patently unnecessary. What if DM is just really lousy in bed?

Harassed Mom, from Where’s the Romance? – people cant seem to understand WHY I dont want to marry the first person who agrees to take me out!!!

Deb, from What’s More Natural Than Nature? – Confessions of a Serial Online Dater, part 3 – maybe instead of “wasting” your money on “dinner whores” you should spend it on the couch with a good therapist who could get your head in a better place to be a better man who a quality woman would WANT to date regardless of the dating activity or destination.

TsQuest, from Lance Armstrong Tells Vanity Fair of Tour de France Comeback – Wha?!!? Huh?!?!? *wipes away drool*

Lollie, from How to Grill Asparagus – I’m still trying to get past the getting buzzed and oogling young hotties while your son wheeled around a crowded restaurant on his Heelies and your daughter having to run interference with the waitress because you were too drunk to understand.

Cissabella Greenwyn, from Um, Good Morning, America? – What in the world? Such a random blog, my friend!

Robert Renner, from Miley Cyrus Sexy Vanity Fair Pics – She’s Younger Than My Daughter – it amazes me that we live in a world where children are starving everyday and you people find this important enough to run with she is a pretty girl and it’s not like you can see anything but her back I am ashamed to be an American and live with such stupid people.

Victoria, from Internet Dating, Sadly I’m a Bit of an Expert – Best. Dating Post. Ever.

The Exception, from Grilling at the Graduation Picnic – you’re a man who knows how to use his equipment!

Lance, from Men Who Read and Cook – Sexy or Unmanly? – guys who don’t read are jackasses and panty sniffers. Not that there’s anything wrong with sniffing panties…

Jimmy, from Holiday Hookup – I guess its either red light or blue balls . . .

MindyMom, from Hamburger Meat Recipes of the Relationship Kind – OK, I’m done reading all other blogs in favor of dads comment section!

Thank you, readers. You ROCK.

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January 1st, 2009 Posted in single parents | Tags: funny sick twisted humor, humor | 14 comments