White Hot Tantra on Valentine’s Day
I’m in between dating relationships, and sort of in a dry spell. With Valentine’s Day perhaps the suckiest day all year for a first-date or even a hookup, what’s a single dad flying solo to do this Saturday night?
A group session of White Tantra.
No, it’s not an orgy. That would be sex of the red tantra variety. This white tantra session will be about breathing in each moment, connecting on deeper levels, finding bliss, and being totally present to other horny-ass alone-on-Valentine’s singles. (With any luck, it will be followed promptly by drinks and a scavenger hunt for the red tantra jugular vein.)
Breathing may sound boring, but it’s really not about that. It’s directing root chakra sexual energy with intention. Tantra rocks.
In a previous piece about tantric sex, I swore I’d never attend a white tantra group session. After all, I might be paired with a tantra goddess who is 80 years old. But I just figure, that’s a positive, right? There’s nothing like a chemistry-draining mismatch to put white tantra to the ultimate test.
You see, beginners tantra doesn’t include tantra massage or tantra yoga or tantric sex. I’m guessing I’ll be asked to gaze into the eyes of whichever tantra goddess they hook me up with (please be the thirty-something hottie who’s out to meet a partner for a long-term rigorous study of the red tantra arts), take some deep breaths, let the sexual energy rise to the crown, and let out a nice phat namaste. Ommmm.
And so, dear reader, think of me this Valentine’s Day as I get my spiritual freak on with a sexy white tantra goddess I haven’t yet met. (The things I do for this blog!)
Check back next week for a full report.
- Tantric Sex
- Couples Tantric Breathing Exercise
- Premarital Sex and the Single Parent
- Physical Intimacy, Emotional Intimacy
- Play the Game of Life
- Beginners Tantra – Sexy and Heartfelt
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Comment by MindyMom
| February 13th, 2009
May your white tantra goddess be all that you desire.
Have a great V-day and weekend Dads!
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Comment by Cathouse Teri
| February 13th, 2009
You continue to make me laugh harder than any human should be allowed to. :)
May your spiritual VD turn out to be all you want it to be… and more!
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Comment by Leah
| February 13th, 2009
Yow!!!!!!!!! Sounds like a hot V-day, Dad’s. I’m petitioning the universe for you to get paired up with a total white tantra hottie for potential red tantric fun.
p.s. I need to seriously find out if there are any such workshops in my area. Who knew?
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Comment by katherine.
| February 13th, 2009
with all the concern over global warming, shouldn’t you be studying green tantra…
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Comment by QTMama
| February 13th, 2009
I hope you find what you’re looking for DH! :) One way or another!
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Comment by Lance
| February 13th, 2009
Hot. Lemme know how that goes. A young hottie would be preferable, obviously.
I’m throwing a party tomorrow night and inviting every hot chick that crosses my path between now and then. Clearly, that’s the best way for a bachelor to spend V-Day.
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Comment by mama llama
| February 13th, 2009
Oh my.
Have fun.
I’m jealous.
Do good.
Smile.
Be well, Dads.
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Comment by T
| February 13th, 2009
That sounds like a PERFECT way to spend Valentine’s day!!! Whether she’s 80 or 30, remember LOVE… and then take all that energy and send it out in to the universe. We can only get what we give away.
And when I went to San Francisco, I should’ve worn flowers in my hair…. because I am SUCH a philosophical hippie love freak! Long live Haight-Ashbury!
P.S. I love Katherine’s comment. Ha!
T´s last blog post..Meeting you where you are
Comment by Cheery-Wise
| February 13th, 2009
LOL Cats: “Spiritual VD” ?!! That takes the cake as the funniest pun I’ve seen today! Keep up the humour, sister!
Dads: where are these crazy classes you’re taking? You certainly have raised my local curiosity… :)
Comment by dadshouse
| February 13th, 2009
Teri – think I should dress like Mike Myers in the Love Guru?
Lance – awesome party idea! Tell them all you’ll be doing tantra.
Cheery-Wise – I don’t want to catch spiritual VD. Is there a spiritual condom I should wear?
Comment by krn
| February 13th, 2009
This could be the funniest comment section ever on this often humor filled place! I needed a good dose of laughter today and I found it. :)
Welll now, Dad’s certainly wins the prize for coming up with a great single Valentine’s idea. Really, what could be better?
Have fun and if she’s there- flirt, Dad’s, flirt!
Comment by PhenomenalMama
| February 13th, 2009
SO looking forward to the update on this one.
Waiting with baited breath,
PM
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Comment by The Exception
| February 13th, 2009
Ah a weekend that means much to so many. As I attempted to explain to my daughter, it is a day that is meant to celebrate love… and yet people end up being upset or sad or disappointed more than not. Love is something to celebrate every day, not just Valentine’s day.
I can’t wait to hear about your weekend!
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Comment by Karissa
| February 13th, 2009
You’re hilarious.
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Comment by Vinomom
| February 13th, 2009
lol. That sounds SOOO LA.
I can’t even comprehend it. But have fun with it regardless!
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Comment by donna
| February 14th, 2009
TANTRA WORKS!
anyway…these are truly some funny comments. i was thinking the same thing about that “spiritual VD” (that i don’t want to catch it, whatever it is). :)
Comment by Abby Carter
| February 14th, 2009
I love the idea of using meditation to find connection with others (even if they are an 80 yr old Goddess). I can’t think of a more perfect way to spend VD.
I got a VD breakfast in bed, made by my 9 yr old. My day is complete!
Abby Carter´s last blog post..The Pretend World of Married-ness
Comment by Edgar
| February 14th, 2009
Lounging around the net this morning, I looked up the following white hot video, which is right up your alley, David:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIN0qmBbhpM&feature=PlayList&p=C7D13363BF722AE7&playnext=1&index=3
May you mambo your way to nirvana… And find the red tantra Latina of your dreams!
Comment by dadshouse
| February 14th, 2009
Edgar – wow, that video is great! Gloria Estefan with Marc Anthony. I love their dance halfway through the video. That put a big smile on my face. She’s a way better singer than JLo. No comparison.
Abby – your breakfast sounds perfect.
Vinomom – don’t you take your espresso with a twist of lemon?
Comment by badmuthablogger
| February 14th, 2009
Tantra ROCKS. I’m SO glad you’re into it. You just scored extra brownie points with me. There’s a lot more to tantra than just sex, and a lot more to sex once you practise tantra.
“Someday, after mastering the winds, tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of sexual love. Then, for the second time in history, we shall have discovered fire!”
~Teilhard de Chardin
~Osho
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Comment by badmuthablogger
| February 14th, 2009
Oops, the Osho quote is missing there, here it is:
“Become loving. When you are in the embrace, become the embrace. Become the kiss. Forget yourself so totally that you can say, “I am no more. Only love exists.” Then the heart is not beating, but love is beating. Then the blood is not circulating, but love is circulating. Then eyes are not seeing, love is seeing. Then hands are not moving to touch, love is moving to touch. Become love and enter everlasting life. Love suddenly changes your dimension. You are thrown out of time and you are facing eternity. Love can become a deep meditation, the deepest possible. Lovers have known sometimes what saints have not known.”
Comment by Canadian Bald Guy
| February 15th, 2009
See…now I’m interested to finding out just how things went.
Canadian Bald Guy´s last blog post..The First Date: A Valentine’s Tale
Comment by dadshouse
| February 15th, 2009
That Osho quote is great. There’s nothing like becoming the touch, becoming the kiss, losing yourself completely… Last night was fun and fabulous. Blog updates this week.
Comment by Susan
| February 16th, 2009
Oooh, now this I can’t wait to hear about. Share the white light with us!
(And hope it was fun.)