US Patent 587994 – Male Chastity Device
I have a handful of patents to my credit, and still occasionally do patent searches. One such foray into the US patent database made me aware of US patent 587994 – an anti-sex device so horrible, I felt duty-bound to make all Hot Dads aware.
Today’s Dad’s House post is on the Hot Dads blog:
Patented Anti-Viagra Device
You can’t make this stuff up…
Thumbnail image depicts title page of US Patent 587,994
as found on the US Patent and Trademark Office website.
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Comment by katherine.
| April 23rd, 2009
that post rocks!
smile
makes me wonder what type of patented device you were searching for when you found that little ditty….
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Comment by dadshouse
| April 23rd, 2009
Hahaha – as for why this one, it’s a common example in patent literature of “funny” patents. “Creepy” is more like it!
Comment by Eathan
| April 23rd, 2009
Yeah… what were you searching for when you found this one? lol
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Comment by krn
| April 23rd, 2009
I’m wondering just who it is that Dad’s mentioned considers this patent a “classic”?
Hmmm, That might be one blind date I’d have to pass up.
;)
Comment by krn
| April 23rd, 2009
Okay, I was curious and clicked. Interesting, Dad’s.
TV signal chrominance adjustment (uh-huh, I should have known)
method of selecting a 3-D object from a graphical user (of course)
and
insert *drum roll*
system and method for increasing performance of a limited (that’s all we needed to know to confirm your hotness)
All of this and you write, too?
Now, that is hot!