Couch Sex
I don’t know what it is about the leather couch in my TV room, but women love having sex on it. Yes, I said women. Cut me some slack. I’ve been divorced ten years, and I’ve owned this couch for seven. I’ve dated more than one woman in that time. (Please know that any couch sexy activity is couched on blankets, and the couch is kept clean for normal use.)
Why do women love getting it on, on my TV room couch?
I have a few theories:
- My TV room is manly – the couch is brown leather, the walls of the room are sangria red, the coffee table is wrought iron and glass. This room is decidedly masculine. It’s sort of a man cave. Women love it!
- I have music DVDs that are great for sex – depeche mode | devotional
(oozes sex!), The Cure – Trilogy
(classic background make-out noise), U2 Go Home – Live From Slane Castle
(Bono on stage, what’s not to like?)
- Being taken anywhere besides bed is hot – I once had a girlfriend want me to do her right on the dinner table. Sort of like The Postman Always Rings Twice. Um… my kids and I eat there? Another wanted to do it in the great outdoors (backyard sex rocks – but beware wild animals!)
- We start out chatting and drinking wine, and then… (do I really need to explain this one?)
Just know, if you’re on the couch with me, there’s always the chance of an unexpected visit from one of my kids. You-know-what-us Interruptus will test even the horniest lover’s desire.
And on that note, I need to go watch Survivor (recorded on Tivo) with my kids.
On the couch!
- Spooning Naked – Do You Do It?
- Sex With an Ex
- My Drunk Date
- Booty Call Calendar – One Year Late
- Husband Wants to Watch
- Tale of Two Couches
- Breastfeeding Your Man and Blind Date Sex
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Comment by Ginger Magnolia
| October 28th, 2009
For your everyones’ sake, I hope the kids never, ever know what happens on that couch when they aren’t around!
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Comment by jacob
| October 28th, 2009
Oh, damn. Hadn’t thought about the kids-eat-on-the-dining-room-table issue. Thanks a lot. That was one of our favorite spots.
Comment by Cathouse Teri
| October 28th, 2009
Love that pic!
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Comment by T
| October 28th, 2009
This post pretty much sums up the oxymoron that is single parenthood.
And I love that pic too!
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Comment by debra
| October 28th, 2009
Family room couch is for family, Living room couch is only for grown ups! Problem solved!
Comment by BigLittleWolf
| October 28th, 2009
I think couches are entirely fair game. And you sound very thoughtful in your use of aforementioned couches. As for leather? Mmmm. Yes. There’s definitely something about leather.
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Comment by Senorita
| October 28th, 2009
What’s up with the pic ? You like to be tied down and controlled on your own furniture ? Hey, do you like to be spanked and called a bad boy ?
I understand what you’re saying. Leather couches are awesome.
Another reason I don’t believe in buying used furniture off other people. Naked bits all over furniture from people I don’t know is not my thing.
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Comment by Mindy/Single Mom Says...
| October 28th, 2009
It’s that leather couch smell! (well, if it’s good quality leather)
I have a favorite uncomventional spot in my home too – and it’s more unconventional than a leather couch! ;)
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Comment by staciesmadness
| October 28th, 2009
the room SOUNDS hot.
I’m thinking my black leather couch needs to see some action…so I’m taking notes. ;)
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Comment by Honey
| October 28th, 2009
Jake and I have fake leather couches (black) and having sex on them is a favorite…
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Comment by Paula
| October 28th, 2009
Hmm… is it that beat up leather? My sis in law said they couldn’t ‘do it’ on their leather as it was all slip and slide.
Kitchen table sex rocks.
What the kids don’t know won’t ever hurt them ;-0
Comment by TentCamper
| October 28th, 2009
great post! I avoid the couch at all costs when it comes to sex…being that it is NOT leather and tends to collect dog hair, food crumbs and other sticky shit that the kids leave behind. That being said, I do love the bathroom, my desk and of course my lazy boy.
Cheers to sex in random places!!!
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Comment by ShrimpieDad
| October 28th, 2009
The solution…couch cushions that are machine washable. Pottery Barn Dave. Doesn’t the leather stick to places you’d rather not have it stick to? I’ve only been dating one woman since my divorce but we love the couch action. Flat screen sports in the background, some jazz on the ipod, maybe some candles…and in NYC, you never know who’s looking in the window since everyone lives practically on top of eachother. Recipe for excitment. Of course, this only happens when my daughter is at her mother’s. :)
Comment by *Juliette*
| October 28th, 2009
The sexy thing about the couch (mine is black leather) is that it’s like making out when you’re teenager and your parents aren’t home. It’s a taboo. You have a sexy secret that makes you grin like an idiot, especially when you see family members sitting there completely unaware about how hot and steamy the action was just hours before!
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Comment by ilinap
| October 28th, 2009
I’m just glad you use a blanket in case I come over to watch movies some time. Plus, leather on its own ain’t so comfy on nekkid skin.
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Comment by Ginger Magnolia
| October 28th, 2009
Psssssst. There’s now a pic up over at my place.
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Comment by Karen
| October 29th, 2009
I’m sure it’s just that they love having sex with you, and the couch is incidental!
Comment by Heather
| October 29th, 2009
every couch, I’ve ever done it on are very uncomfortable.
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Comment by QTMama
| October 29th, 2009
I tend to wonder if it’s the out of the norm spots that make it so much better.
But I’d rather have sex on a leather couch than one with fabric. Rug burns you know!
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Comment by krn
| October 29th, 2009
Go on Dad’s, by all means try the table. It can be washed or use the sofa blanket on top to be safe. It’s probably not any more slippery than on top of a leather sofa.
Comment by Travis
| October 29th, 2009
I have a sofa on order. I went to the furniture store to try a couple of them before picking the one I wanted. I wasn’t really liking anything, until I came upon this brown leather sofa. It was absolutely amazing and it took me all but 30 seconds to realize that it was the one I wanted.
There’s a Cake song in here somewhere…
I needed something that would match the fireplace and the bear rug that I have on the floor.
I kid about the bear rug…
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Comment by BigMamaCass
| October 30th, 2009
HAHAHA Awesome! That sofa sounds inviting for sure!
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Comment by thewildmind
| November 7th, 2009
Hmmm, I think my next couch is going to be a leather couch…
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Comment by Ditz
| November 8th, 2009
I have a leather sectional, now you have me looking for a reason to use it lol.