Age is Killing My Eyes (Humor)
Like any Hot Dad, as I get older, body parts are starting to go.
Thankfully, no gray hairs…
no wrinkles… (okay, not many)
no spare tire… (hey, I cycle and run!)
But my eye sight? Oy!
Head over to the Hot Dads Blog for a funny look at my vision as I’m out mingling with singles in wine bars.
A Hot Dad’s Failing Vision – Humor
(If that preprogrammed link doesn’t work, head straight to Hot Dads Blog.)
Then come back and disrobe for an eye exam. (If you saw Movie Movie, you’ll get that joke)
Harray Caray billboard photo by David Paul Ohmer, some rights reserved.
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Comment by Nicki
| December 2nd, 2009
I love it! And for the record, if we were ever in the same bar, you’d want your big glasses on. Don’t worry, I’d recognize you by your witty naked spooning pick-up line. ;)
(I know, I’m feeling REALLY FLIRTY this morning, huh? I blame it on the blissful anonymity of the world wide web. And I’m gearing up for another CL ad.)
PS. So, not big on the soul mates, huh? Do you believe in beshert?
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Comment by BigLittleWolf
| December 2nd, 2009
Body part failure. Oh yes, just one more delight when one is 40+ but FORTUNATELY as the mind and memory start to degrade as well, you simply forget that your body is failing, so you don’t worry about it too much. (What did I just write?)
Not to worry, DM. Lots of nice ladies in the nearby senior homes. Find one who likes to bike.
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Comment by Dual Mom
| December 2nd, 2009
You mean to tell me my vision will get worse than it is now, after I hit 40? I thought those of us that have been wearing glasses since we were two days old were immune to progressive vision lost? We’re not? Damn how is that fair? Jesus just buy me the white cane, throw me in a home and get it over with now.
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Comment by Heather
| December 2nd, 2009
Harry Caray ROCKS!
Comment by Heather
| December 2nd, 2009
I’m 32 and my body feels like I”m 60 some days!! OY! Speaking of eyes, I have to get my eyes checked again. Thanks for the reminder! :)
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Comment by staciesmadness
| December 2nd, 2009
hahah, I thought it said, “no spare time” and I thought yeah, me too.
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Comment by Sandra
| December 2nd, 2009
I just turned 29 and the problems are already starting.
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Comment by Mindy/Single Mom Says...
| December 2nd, 2009
I think glasses are a hot accessory for men! ;)
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Comment by jason
| December 2nd, 2009
i spent the 90s living in Chicago one block from Wrigley Field (the cubs home field) with Harry Caray as our local broadcaster. He was quite a character!
Comment by Keith Wilcox
| December 2nd, 2009
I wore glasses from the age of 5 until I was 18. Then, suddenly, my eyesight corrected itself. I’ve told doctors about it and they said it’s rare but not unheard of. I mentioned on hotdads that I read somewhere that one can strengthen their eyes by practice. I’m not sure about that, but who knows, right.
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Comment by thewildmind
| December 2nd, 2009
LOL! Eyesight is the least of a guy’s worries as he ages, isn’t it?
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