French Women are Hot
I was recently in a financial services office where a gorgeous young woman was servicing me. (Now, now – just because my mind was in the gutter doesn’t mean yours needs to be, as well.)
She was sexy, pretty, early twenties. Dressed in the most fashionable business clothes that still looked professional (and I don’t mean the world’s oldest profession.) With alluring eyes and a killer smile.
Near the end of the servicing, the beautiful woman handed me her business card. Her name was unique. Persian?
“No,” she said. “I’m French.”
Just the way she said French was so damn hot. And her sultry look oozed sex appeal and confidence. I definitely felt my sexual energy rising.
I sensed it wasn’t just her. Rather, she was channeling the feminine energy of every French woman who came before. What is so damn sexy about French women? Big Little Wolf has waxed poetic on the sexiness of the French. With this particular woman, it was more than her looks and her sultry expression. Sexy is an attitude.
Of course, me being a single dad on high alert for my next girlfriend or fling (whichever comes easiest) – I wanted to ask her out on a date right then and there. But I’m mid-40s, and she’s early-20s, so the half-my-age-plus-seven math for an older man younger woman relationship didn’t quite work out.
I went back to the financial services company a week later, and was thrilled to see this hot sexy French woman was free when I came in. She serviced me again.
This time, she upped the eye contact to bedroom levels, almost daring me to make love to her right there on her desk.
Damn French.
I know, I might be projecting all of this. But trust me, as much as I love latina women, I don’t fill with lust and lose my ability to speak when I’m in their presence. I go for the kill.
This sexy French woman? She slew me.








Comment by Nicki
| January 29th, 2010
Forget the rule of thumb. (half plus seven…) Instead, take no prisoners! All is fair in love and war! Or my favorite, and most applicable to this situation…third times the charm!
*smile*
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Comment by Cece
| January 29th, 2010
Ahhh! The fantasy! Live it!
Cece
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Comment by Jimmy
| January 29th, 2010
I trust you let your big head do the thinking about the finacial services part.
Comment by mama llama
| January 29th, 2010
Wow.
Can’t say much more.
Be well, Dads.
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Comment by Ginger Magnolia
| January 29th, 2010
Maybe the rules don’t count for non-Americans?
I don’t think I’ve ever met a Frenchman before (not born in American, anyway), but DAMN did you ever see Unfaithful? Olivier Martinez was sex on a stick. Diane Lane was, too, though. ;)
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Comment by Travis
| January 29th, 2010
Well you have Emma de Caunes and Audrey Tautou…
Really like their work and the French really know how to make a romance comedy…
[ Audrey! Remember me? we met at that one thing, that one time? ]
and Nicoletta Braschi(Italian… but who cares) circa 1990…
Speaking of Italians, La tigre e la neve was decent, but Roberto Benigni in Pinocchio reminds all of us men that the rule stands, that once your looks go and you can’t act, women fall back to loving a sense of humor.
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Comment by Big City Dad
| January 29th, 2010
Well pal. This could be a good or bad thing, but my Ex is French. They do drip sex appeal and she was/is no different. Sex for them is much more free and age really isn’t an issue. If I’m you, I’d ask her out. Could be fun.
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Comment by Mindy@SingleMomSays
| January 29th, 2010
Bah, you’re just horny!
And there’s nothing wrong with that. ;)
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Comment by Kevin M
| January 29th, 2010
I say the same thing as Nicki, to hell with the “rules”. I’m 36 and met a very mature and gorgeous 20 year old who I’m not dating. Go where your heart and your desire takes you, as long as it’s legal.
Comment by BigLittleWolf
| January 29th, 2010
Damn French indeed. You know I will have to “take this up” in more detail. . .
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Comment by oshea12566
| January 29th, 2010
Screw that rule. Who made it up anyway? Ask her out. I double dog dare ya.
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Comment by Honey
| January 29th, 2010
My ex from grad school was 6′2″, gorgeous, and British (accent!). H-O-T.
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Comment by staciesmadness
| January 29th, 2010
*meow* purred in my best french accent…which might come off a little irish.
meh
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Comment by Sandra
| January 29th, 2010
I agree with Mindy. You sound really horny.
I hope you asked her out and practiced the French kiss, Mr. Horndog.
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Comment by dadshouse
| January 29th, 2010
Horny or not – aren’t you all glad I didn’t write a boring post about the financial services industry? Yawn….
Now then, I think I need to go deposit a penny in my portfolio. Time’s a wasting!
Comment by Elizabeth
| January 29th, 2010
I betcha there are websites where American guys can hook up with or date French emigre (sorry, no accent)women. Or men, probably. But that’s another blog.
But I gotta feeling right now your fantasies are hotter. Maybe you should write a short story and submit it to Maxim or one of those men’s magazines.
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Comment by Big City Dad
| January 29th, 2010
We expect a full date report next week…
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Comment by T
| January 29th, 2010
I love it. Woohoo!
Go for it David!!
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Comment by Danielle
| January 29th, 2010
So, did you ask her out?
Comment by MoonPatrol
| January 29th, 2010
Its hard to ask women out. I would do it only if you get that occasional fearless energy and be able to laugh at it if she gets weird about the deal. I’m in my Mid forties too and my rule is 1/2 my age Plus seven and then minus 8 years is within my dateable range.
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Comment by shirley
| January 29th, 2010
This is hilarious. I lived in France for a year——those French women are fabulous. They know how to dress, how to hold themselves, and how to flirt. I’ve learned so much from them…and it isn’t even about their physical beauty; it’s about their confidence. They (not to generalize) would not throw on sweats to go to the store. They would show up in their awesome outfits. Always.
Comment by Dave
| January 29th, 2010
Speaking of French women – I stumbled on this song on Pandora today and can’t get it out of my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmLjZrH0VlY
Sorry in advance….
Comment by Sonia
| January 29th, 2010
I would love to read a blog written by some of the “hot, sexy, young” women who have been drooled over by you, a middle-aged divorced guy. I think it would be a very interesting read.
Comment by Amira
| January 29th, 2010
I’ve heard that authentic French women actually go for much older men. And, yes, you are playing the typical American guy card drooling over her. C’est la vie! ;)
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Comment by notasoccermom
| January 30th, 2010
ahhh there is something about an accent.
But on top of that, cultural surprises. ooh la la
I agree LBW exudes french-ness and it is sexy as hell
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Comment by Nancy
| January 31st, 2010
@sonia: touche!
Comment by WhoHasDad
| March 17th, 2010
Well as someone who is married to a French lady I can only agree with this post :-)
It’s nice to ask her to speak a little French now and then, and I still like it even though she is just listing the weekly shopping!
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