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Yule Log Humor

dadshouse — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:30:39 +0000

It’s yule log season!

As such, there are jokes to be had.

Head over to the Hot Dads Blog where my daughter throws down the gauntlet on logs, and I wax poetic on all things log-o-rifficly good.

Yule Logs and Other Delights

(If that preprogrammed link doesn’t work, head straight to Hot Dads Blog.)

Don’t worry, I won’t ask you to log-in or anything geeky like that.

Be sure to log a comment. Hot Dads love that.

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I’m an Ass, Man!

dadshouse — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:03:04 +0000

A photo of a statue showing off a woman’s butt is plastered on Dad’s House blog today…?

It can only mean one thing:

I’m an ass man!

Then again, maybe it means something else.

Head on over to the Hot Dads blog, and find out why:

I’m an Ass, Man

btw – has anyone seen my copy of Eats, Shoots & Leaves?

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Flickr photo by Munkho_09, some rights reserved CC BY 2.0

Dominos Pizza College Entrance Exam

dadshouse — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:03:42 +0000

My teen daughter was recently sleeping over with a group of girl friends. She texted me just before midnight:

what’s the ph # of our fav pizza place?

My kids and I love a local pizzeria. It’s not a chain like Pizza Hut or Dominos Pizza. The pizzas at this local place are awesome. I texted her the phone number, but added that I didn’t think they’d be open so late.

She texted back: who is open then?

Dominos Pizza, of course! I’m pretty sure our local Dominos stays open until after most bars closed. Dominos Pizza understands that people get the munchies late, and don’t necessarily want Taco Bell every single time. I remember in college, calling Dominos Pizza at 2am, falling asleep (ok, passing out) on the living room floor with my apartment mates – only to be woken up at 2:30am, when the delivery guy brought our pizza. (If it’s not there in 30 minutes, it’s free! – was the motto of our local Dominos Pizza franchise.)

Of course, those are college memories of mine. My daughter is still in high school. Maybe this was her first late-night pizza run.

I texted her: Dominos!

She texted me back: what’s their #?

WTF!? She and her girl friends can’t look that up? How hard is it to do an iPhone web search? Or google something on the computer?

I texted her back the number, and asked: don’t you have internet?

My daughter didn’t text back until morning. (Rest assured, they got their pizza just fine.)

Kids these days. Can’t even order a Dominos Pizza without parental help.

Clearly, my daughter is not ready for college.

(Haha – don’t worry, she knows I’m teasing)

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Larry King and Levi Johnston on Bristol Palin

dadshouse — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:45:35 +0000

Remember Levi Johnston? The teen who fathered a child with Bristol Palin, then broke off their engagement so he could mature before he got married? (Um… think he should have matured before knocking her up…?)

Larry King, who knows a thing or two about marriage (he’s had seven!) got personal with Levi Johnston regarding the young man’s relationship with Bristol Palin and the Palin Levi break up. Check the the youtube clip of Larry King’s interview. I promise Larry King’s not drunk:

Click here to view the embedded video.

Okay, okay, so it’s Craig Ferguson doing a parody of Larry King. Sue me! It’s funny!

Whether you’re a fan of Larry King, Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, marriage, babies, or drunks – have a happy hump day. (And if you dislike all of the above, hopefully you’re a Craig Ferguson fan.)

Seriously, if you need a laugh today, watch the clip. It’s funny.

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I Have a Confession

dadshouse — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:00:19 +0000

Gentle Reader,

please indulge me as I get this big lie off my chest. I have a confession to make:

I’m not a dad. – I’ve always wanted to be a dad, and I thought by blogging about being a father, I’d vicariously discover what it’s like. It seems pretty cool!
I’m not single. – I have a beautiful wife. We’ve been married for five years. The thing is – she’s pregnant! Which means I will be a dad soon. That counts for something, doesn’t it? Her belly kicks so much, I’m guessing she’s carrying octuplets. We’re waiting for the ultrasound.
I don’t live in a house! – we live in a cute town home in San Jose.

Dad’s House – Dating and Parenting by a Single Dad should really be called:

Husband’s Town Home – Waiting for Octuplets by a Married Childless Man

Now that those beans are spilled, please know that Dad’s House will have a post up on the Silicon Valley Moms Blog at 9am PST. And that’s no April Fool.

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