Dirty Text Message Jokes
I don’t recognize a woman’s phone number in my cell phone, and I play dirty text message jokes on her.
I don’t recognize a woman’s phone number in my cell phone, and I play dirty text message jokes on her.
Men suck.
Men are lazy.
Men are dense.
Men are jerks.
If you’re like me, you may have noticed comments like this cropping up in the single parent blogosphere. It seems to be the pat answer of choice for a few bloggers and readers when certain of their buttons are pushed. For example, you might see exchanges like this:
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