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Funny Pick Up Lines – This One Rocks

Posted on February 22nd, 2010 | 25 comments

I’ve heard some funny pick up lines in my day, but this past Friday night I heard the funniest pick up line yet. It was only one word, but it had us laughing our asses off all weekend.
I was at a writers conference finding my muse, and we spent the day Friday critiquing each other’s [...]

French Women are Hot

Posted on January 29th, 2010 | 26 comments

I was recently in a financial services office where a gorgeous young woman was servicing me. (Now, now – just because my mind was in the gutter doesn’t mean yours needs to be, as well.)
She was sexy, pretty, early twenties. Dressed in the most fashionable business clothes that still looked professional (and I don’t mean [...]

Are You Divorced? Pick Up Line Needed

Posted on December 7th, 2009 | 16 comments

I recently watched my son compete in a post-season wrestling tournament that involved athletes from multiple cities. There were plenty of parents, including some hot moms who turned my head. I’d love to meet a woman at one of my kids’ events!
Judging by the wedding bands, though, most of these moms were married. I’m not [...]

Hot Mother in a Boys Clothing Store

Posted on June 25th, 2009 | 29 comments

I took my teenage daughter and son shopping for summer clothes the other day. There in a boys clothing store was a hot mother with her five-year-old son. Dark hair, olive skin, pretty, slim, grounded. Just my type. The sort of woman who makes my head turn so hard, I get whiplash. She looked late-30s, [...]

Meeting a Love Interest in My Rattiest T-Shirt

Posted on June 8th, 2009 | 28 comments

My kids and I slept in on a weekend morning, and I was cooking breakfast in a ratty T-shirt when the doorbell rang. (For the uninitiated, ratty T-shirts are way more comfortable than pajamas.) I peeked through the window, expecting to see one of my son’s friends, but instead found the dad whose home shares [...]

Coffee House Sexy Surprise

Posted on April 10th, 2009 | 23 comments

I was in a coffee house this week, taking a break from work, hoping to meet a single woman. I have no problem approaching a woman who catches my eye. Sweet pick up lines come to me in the moment, and are heartfelt.
I’m reading a book, glancing at patrons, when a hottie walks in. Faded [...]

Shirtless Runner

Posted on March 27th, 2009 | 32 comments

A few years ago, while training for a marathon, I was logging a ton of miles and I found myself running down this one particular street pretty often. Usually, it was in the middle of the workday, since weekends I ran parks and trails. The suburbs I ran through were pretty empty, and the few [...]

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