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Texting – The Quick and The Dead

Posted on December 31st, 2009 | 13 comments

My teen daughter is a damn quick texter.
How quick?
Let’s just say she makes me feel like a texting dinosaur.
Head over to the Hot Dads Blog and see how my daughter kicks my ass in an impromptu, unscripted, text message competition.
Texting Derby
(If that preprogrammed link doesn’t work, head straight to Hot Dads Blog.)
I dare you to [...]

Cell Phone in the Dryer

Posted on November 12th, 2009 | 19 comments

My son’s cell phone went through the laundry.
There, I said it. And no, it’s not easier to say simply because it happened at his mom’s house. What happened could have happened at my place or anywhere.
You see, his sister did the laundry, and she doesn’t normally do that chore. She dumped things in the washer [...]

Drunk Texting Marriage Proposal

Posted on November 5th, 2009 | 30 comments

I go on a lot of bad dates. At least those are the ones I tend to blog about. Sill, proof does exist that not all of my first dates suck. A woman I recently went on two dates with texted me at 2am.
She texted: Sleelunb???
I texted: Huh? What’s up?
She texted: I’m drunk!!!
Gotta love a [...]

When Sexy Texting Leads to Divorce

Posted on September 10th, 2009 | 17 comments

I earlier told the story of a Dad’s House reader who found a pre-paid GoPhone in his wife’s lingerie drawer. Turns out his hot wife was having a discreet affair. The secret phone had sexy text messages between his wife and her lesbian lover.
Dad’s House readers chimed in with advice – confiscate the phone, freeze [...]

Twitter Texting By Romantic Candlelight

Posted on May 15th, 2009 | 33 comments

Silicon Valley night life is absurd. My buddy and I went out for dinner and mojitos at a hip tapas restaurant. There were attractive women, well dressed men, couples, trios, you name it. It was quite the scene.
Forget the overweight sixty-year-old Russian engineers with the thirty-something Latina escorts in cleavage-revealing too-short slutty dresses. (We eavesdropped [...]

Dinnertime Ringtones

Posted on March 31st, 2009 | 31 comments

I have a strict no-cell-phone at dinnertime policy. As a divorced dad, I only see my kids half the week, and between their school and sports, and my work, we aren’t exactly spending every waking minute together. Dinner time is a chance for us to sit and talk, plug into each others’ lives, catch up [...]

Some Text Messages Deserve a Truckers Salute

Posted on February 24th, 2009 | 31 comments

Remember the woman I met on craigslist who wanted to meet-up during the dinner hour at the most expensive restaurant in town for “drinks”?
We had used a combination of phone calls and text messages to try to sync up. Finally, she cancelled the whole thing, texting that she had a family commitment. A week later, [...]