Hotter Than David Archuleta’s Dad
Fine. So I looked. Call me Narcissistic. I just wanted to see how I was doing in the vote for Hottest Daddy Blogger. (And yes, I know what curiosity did to the cat.)
I already knew I’d get more votes than Will Smith, Johnny Depp, and Brad Pitt combined, since none of them has a parenting blog. And after David Archuleta’s father lost his backstage pass on American Idol, I’m guessing I’d get more votes than him.
But to be losing to a bunch of girls? Since when are hottie women considered dads?
A “dad” named girls-from-mars has a handful of votes with his Adult Content Site. I’m not saying I looked (at least not for very long), but I’m pretty sure there’s no fatherly figure on those blog pages.
That’s okay, my kids tell me I’m hot. Um, wait a sec, that sounds kind of weird. Downright creepy, in fact. Okay, they don’t call me hot. They just tell me they love me. And that’s all that matters. (Although, if you want to cast a vote for my hotness, you can do so here. You just need to get a login ID for the site.)
Meanwhile, Dad’s House was named a finalist in the The Best Of Blogs list of Best Daddy Blog, which has nothing to do with hotness and only cares about content. Unless your friends all vote for you, then it’s about popularity. (In other words, it’s like life.)
The Best of Blogs is for newer blogs so there are no big names. There are no hot girls. And you don’t have to do any login contortions. Just go to the voting page and click for DadsHouseBlog.
(My therapist says if I’d been elected Homecoming King in High School, I wouldn’t care about these contests now that I’m an adult. But I’d also probably be flipping burgers somewhere, so on balance, I think I’m doing fine. Although I am starting to wonder, where’s an Ohio voting machine when you need one?)
Gratuitous flesh and Johnny Depp tattoo by little_lushie, some rights reserved.
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